I hate him.
Colby: *after a long silence* Babe.
Me: Yes?
Colby: You know the ying yang?
Me: Yes.
Colby: I think we are kind of like a ying yang.
Me: *expecting some deep, poetic statement of how our love balences each other out* How so?
Colby: Because you're tan and I'm white so if we 69'd it would look like a ying yang.
Me: ........Get out of my face.
